Looking for mischievous and delightfully sarcastic earrings? These little gems are here to add a touch of sass and humor to your everyday style. Say goodbye to boring accessories and embrace the playful side of life with either "I Hope Your Phone Falls in a Toilet" or "Your Email Did Not Find Me Well" earrings.

Imagine the reactions you'll get when people catch a glimpse of these cheeky messages dangling from your ears. Prepare for laughs, smiles, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows!

With lightweight construction and comfortable wear, you can rock these earrings all day long without any discomfort. Trust us, your ears will thank you for the laughter they bring.

Whether you're out and about, attending social gatherings, or simply want to brighten your day at the office, these earrings are the perfect conversation starters. They're like witty little pick-me-ups that will have everyone chuckling and sharing their own humorous tales.

Looking for a unique gift for that special sarcastic someone in your life? Look no further! These earrings make for the perfect gift that is equal parts funny and fashionable. Spread the laughter and brighten someone's day with these playful accessories.

So go ahead, embrace your inner prankster and let your earrings do the talking. Wear them proudly and watch as they become a hilarious extension of your personality. Life is too short to be serious all the time, so let these earrings add a touch of sarcastic charm to your ensemble and make every day a bit more entertaining.

• Made with stainless steel ear wires (hypoallergenic, rust, stain, corrosion and tarnish resistant).

• Length: 2 1/2" (phone), 2 1/4" (email)

• Sterling Silver hooks available for $5 more - Message me for details

Please note that while I have done my best to accurately depict the colors in the product photos, there may be slight variations in color due to differences in computer monitor settings and lighting conditions. I cannot guarantee that the colors you see on your screen will perfectly match the actual product.

The following ear wires are available for all dangle earrings (except clearance items). If you want one from this list that isn't offered as an option on this listing, drop me a message and I'll add it as an option.

• Silver-plated Iron: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, cadmium-free
• Gold-plated Iron: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, cadmium-free
• Stainless Steel: rust, stain, corrosion, and tarnish resistant
• Titanium Fish Hook: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, durable, and tarnish resistant (add $1)
• Surgical Steel Lever Back: hypoallergenic, tarnish-free, and corrosion resistant (add $2.50)
• Sterling Silver: 0.925 silver, nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium free (add $5)
• Gold-plated steel clip on (add $2)
• Silver-plated steel clip on (add $2)