Looking for a quirky and oh-so-relatable accessory? These earrings are here to announce your mood with sass and style. If you've ever wanted to express your inner cynic or embrace your sarcasm in a cheeky way, these earrings are just what you need.

Picture yourself wearing these delightful conversation starters, as people do a double-take when they catch a glimpse of your "dead inside" status. Trust us, the reactions will be priceless!

These earrings are both lightweight and durable, ensuring you can wear them all day long without any discomfort. The hypoallergenic posts make them suitable for even the most sensitive ears, so everyone can join in on the fun.

Whether you're attending a social gathering or just going about your daily routine, these earrings will add an extra dose of whimsy to your outfit. They're perfect for parties, work meetings (hello, icebreaker!), or any occasion where you want to showcase your playful spirit.

But wait, there's more! They also make an excellent gift for your equally witty and offbeat friends. Spread the joy and laughter by surprising them with these unique earrings that capture the essence of their soul, or lack thereof.

Don't be afraid to let your inner sarcasm shine. Embrace your deadpan humor and wear it proudly with these fabulous earrings. Get ready to turn heads, spark conversations, and elicit laughter wherever you go. After all, who said being dead inside couldn't be fashionable?

• Made with stainless steel ear wires (hypoallergenic, rust, stain, corrosion and tarnish resistant).

• Length: 2 1/2"

• Sterling Silver hooks available for $5 more - Message me for details

Please note that while I have done my best to accurately depict the colors in the product photos, there may be slight variations in color due to differences in computer monitor settings and lighting conditions. I cannot guarantee that the colors you see on your screen will perfectly match the actual product.

The following ear wires are available for all dangle earrings (except clearance items). If you want one from this list that isn't offered as an option on this listing, drop me a message and I'll add it as an option.

• Silver-plated Iron: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, cadmium-free
• Gold-plated Iron: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, cadmium-free
• Stainless Steel: rust, stain, corrosion, and tarnish resistant
• Titanium Fish Hook: hypoallergenic, nickel-free, durable, and tarnish resistant (add $1)
• Surgical Steel Lever Back: hypoallergenic, tarnish-free, and corrosion resistant (add $2.50)
• Sterling Silver: 0.925 silver, nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium free (add $5)
• Gold-plated steel clip on (add $2)
• Silver-plated steel clip on (add $2)